PUMP the pig

 

pig out on profits

watch your wealth grow as your piggybank fills with real USDC reflections for doing nothing. Watch piggy eat $PIG tokens and shit them out with his BuyBack&Burn mechanism. It’s fat. It’s deflationary. It’s rewarding.™

 

EXCLUSIVE TO BASE CHAIN 

0x48fE2FF79E87028d1698353E6dea66946a5Aa683

★★★★★

“he pays out in real USDC, like I just sit there like a fat piece of shit and get paid. This is how life was meant to be”

random jeet

beginner BASE investor

★★★★★

“as an acoustic investor, i love a deflation and a good buyback and burn mechanism. it makes chart fat and juicy.”

tristan imitator

BASE market maker

HOW TO GET PIGGY FAT

this piggy buys $PIG and burns them. makes chart fat.

this piggy distributes $USDC to all holders. makes piggybank fat.

2% fee on transactions reward everyone. shimple.

 

I love to eat.
I use 1% of the taxes to
buy $PIG and burn them forever.

I also love to fill piggybanks.
I use 1% of the taxes to distribute $USDC to every holder for doing nutting.

FAQ

what are the tokenomics

$PIG is a presale on BASE. 100m total supply, 2% promotions, 6% team, 2% buy/sell to fund USDC reflections and BUYBACK and burn mechanism, locked LP for a year, and contract owned by HODL.

any pleb bullshit?

none. community focused use of taxes, no SOL style pnd. no rugs. just a gravy train to max fatness.

what if i don't eat pork?

at $PIG, we only PUMP the pig, NOT eat the pig. No haram here. So, you’re all good. 

how long will it take to get fat like $PIG?

dyor, but following the patterns of $PIG can lead to rapid weight gain and opulence you never thought possible. 

who are the devs of $PIG?

the devs are three gentlemen: 1) thisiscryptohodl, legendary crypto influencer, 2) kentox, former wall street salaryman turned dev, 3) burnt, a hard geezer who has all the plugs.

Pig out on profits responsibly. always dyor and check your calories. we want you to become as functionally fat as you can, while still being able to climb stairs. if you can no longer climb stairs after investing in $PIG, then you need to consult your physician.